Fuck yeah, melancholy...

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"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

"Of course!"

"Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what’s the next step in your master plan?"

"Crashing this wedding!"

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"WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

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Anne Hathaway, ladies and gentlemen.

So that’s why she wanted the Clean Slate.

Recognize these guys? They’re some of the wealthiest people in America according to Forbes.

Tell me again how Bruce Wayne would be instantly recognized at the end of The Dark Knight Rises?

And yes, I know he’s a playboy, but we’re never given any indication that he’s a big deal outside of Gotham, much less the States. In both Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, he travels to foreign countries and no one recognizes him except for Ducard, which actually surprises Bruce. And of course, in TDKR, he’s been in hiding for seven years and sabotages attempts to photograph him.

So the question now is, how many of Forbes’ Richest 100 could you recognize from seven years ago?

WHAT IF BANE WERE AN ORTHODOX RABBI?

"If your life or the life of an innocent person is in jeopardy, then you have my permission to lie."

WHAT IF BANE GAVE PARENTING TIPS?

"When your teenager has given you reason to distrust him, then you have my permission to pry."

WHAT IF BANE WERE AN EMO?

"When you have listened to Bat For Lashes, then you have my permission to cry."

Feminist Bane is friends with Talia because he enjoys her company, likes her jokes, and finds her opinions thought-provoking, not because he expects sex from her.

Feminist Bane is friends with Talia because he enjoys her company, likes her jokes, and finds her opinions thought-provoking, not because he expects sex from her.

Does anyone have any questions about The Dark Knight Rises?

I’m pretty sure I can answer them, I have the logic.