fuckyeahmelancholy:

frompillow:

Bridget Regan, MTV Movie Awards Secret Room (x)

IF YEW HADH A CHANCE TO CHANGE YER FATE, WOOLD YEW?

Reblogging myself to say what if Brave AU where Kahlan is a persnickety princess who doesn’t want to get married and Cara is a badass hunter from the Isle of Mord’Sith that has to romance her, along with Richard from the Seeking Isle and Darken from the D’Haran Isles. And Richard is like “yeah, if you don’t wanna marry me, that’s cool, I’m just gonna jam on my lute,” and Darken schemes to marry her without her consent because he’s a douche that way, but Cara is ALSO totally over this whole arranged marriage thing UNTIL Kahlan rejects her, THEN she goes “bitch, I’m fabulous” and starts going full-bore seduction. And on the one hand Kahlan is like “bitch, you ain’t that fabulous,” but on the other hand she has ovaries and there Cara is, pounding down a stag in front of her with one fabulous arrow through its eye like it ain’t no thing.

So she goes to local wizard Zedd to see about a spell that will reveal Cara’s ~innermost heart~, to see if Cara is for real or just a player, but it turns Cara into a bear. So now they’re all trying to hide Cara, and Richard has to pretend to be Kahlan’s betrothed so she doesn’t have to marry Darken, and they keep trying to delay the wedding long enough to turn Cara back (because divorce isn’t a thing in the Midscotlands). 

LotS: Time to introduce a beloved character from the source material!

LotS: First, we’ll have Cara show up in the season finale. She’ll have a lot of screentime and dialogue so the audience can get to know her and look forward to her role next season.

LotS: Then in the next season, we’ll delve deep into her backstory, establish differing relationships with the rest of the cast, see how all of them slowly come to trust and befriend each other, and by the season finale, they’re a close-knit family that would die for one another.

LotS: We’ll also make a point, with as much respect as we show the heterosexual couples, that Cara is bisexual, because queer representation is important.

TWD: Time to introduced a beloved character from the source material!

TWD: First, we’ll have Michonne show up in the season finale. She’ll be a faceless extra in one shot with a samurai sword and zombie pets so the audience can fixate on how COMPLETELY GODDAMN RIDICULOUS SHE IS.

TWD: Then in the next season, we’ll make vague comments about her backstory, say that she’s become super best friends forever with Andrea off-screen, then immediately split them up so Andrea can fuck the most obvious crazy person since… well, since her last boyfriend, actually.

TWD: Then we’ll have Michonne throw in with Team Rick for no real reason, even though her utter suspicion regarding Team Governor has been her only personality trait up till now. They’ll tolerate her for being helpful, but debate turning her over for torture and execution up until the last episode. Also, she’ll have one line per episode and glower constantly, so the audience can’t tell if she has characterization or PMS.

TWD: Also, Andrea and Michonne ARE NOT GIRLFRIENDS, even though that would explain a great deal about their relationship, since girls kissing is porny, eww!

America: Hmm… these Walking Dead people are onto something…

It all started out innocently enough, even by Kahlan’s standards. Cara took to repeating Richard. Not, obviously, the confused but interested looks he wore when Zedd was explaining something about magic. Nor the way his eyes burned with righteousness when he promised justice for some poor farmer. No, all she imitated was the way he touched Kahlan.

It seemed almost like mockery at first. Richard would give Kahlan’s hand a squeeze and a moment later, Cara would bump her hand against Kahlan’s. When Richard patted Kahlan on the back, Cara would swat her like she’d seen a bug. And when Richard kissed Kahlan, Cara would snap her teeth at her like a well-trained attack dog.

“Have you noticed anything different about Cara?” Kahlan asked her lover during their customary fireside cuddle, while Cara was off on her customary hunt.

Please do not answer in the form of a question.

No, not for you, for me! I got nominated for an award over at LOTS Fic Awards. It’s for a Cara/Kahlan college AU, specifically the entry titled Frenemies. Yes, I took that, and I made an award-nominated story out of it. Anyway, read the story, see if maybe you’d want to vote for it. It’s Femslash February, after all.

LotS: It’s like The Hobbit, only Gandalf dresses up as a woman, Thorin is a woman, and the two have dance lessons.

This is what Cara Mason would be like as a cat.

Cara: I will scout for danger with my Mord’Sith eyes. There seems to be no threat to Lord Rahl in the immediate vicinity.

Kahlan: Aww, that’s so good of you Cara, thanks.

Cara: Get away from me.

“Remember all the things we’ve been through. Think of me Richard, I’m right here. I need you Richard, I need you here with me. That night in the forest - I never wanted that kiss to end. And the next day when you stopped me on the path, that was a lie. This is the truth. I love you Richard. Richard, come back.”

fairytalesandtimetravels:

Faith of the Fallen