khajidont:

My part of a GL art-trade with Roserayne! I think this is what you wanted, if not let me know and I can re-do it~ UvU;;

It just occurred to me—if you were a Green Lantern, you could have real-life Pokemon battles. ANY GREEN LANTERN NOT USING THEIR POWERS FOR REAL-LIFE POKEMON BATTLES IS NOW A LOSER!

Actual DC Comics canon.

Oh, and Joe Biden probably won’t exist anymore because God’s favorite vice-president was Walter Mondale.

No one likes being compared to Hal Jordan.

You think Kyle ever just accidentally summons up a swarm of ukes to overwhelm his enemies? “Oh, Darkseid-san, be gentle!” “Darkseid-chan, you’re making me blush!”

Wally and Kyle are basically the Troy and Abed of the Justice League. “Flash and GL in comic book LIMMMMBO!”

Clearly Dream hasn’t watched Green Lantern, or he’d know Hal Jordan is the greatest of all Green Lanterns because he has the power of feeling great fear and childhood trauma, but then overcoming it with only three or four pep talks.

Hal Jordan: Plastic Man has moral superiority on him.

Hal what are you doing you are drunk

Oh wait, you can’t.