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haw-stuff:

Big Barda & Mr Miracle.

haw-stuff:

Big Barda & Mr Miracle.

bobjackets:

Barda art by Astro.

bobjackets:

Barda art by Astro.

elrincondekaisermilan:

Big Barda & Mister Miracle by Yale Stewart (via Multiversity Comics » Art Of The Week: Week Of 03/12/2014)
khazadspoon:

Big Barda being amazing and beautiful.
JLI #20

khazadspoon:

Big Barda being amazing and beautiful.

JLI #20

You know why I like Mister Miracle?

rambosaysso:

I mean i’m not overly enthralled with him as an actual superhero but I love how he loves Barda.

And you can’t use the ‘but everyone loves WW and shes powerful’ line because WW and Barda are very different women.

WW is an awesomesauce slice of lady beefcake. But Barda is SO big, and she just picks up her guy and flings him around.

Barda is like boss level powerful, and Scott is just so happy with that. He’s not emasculated in anyway by her he’s just always there like ‘yep me and Barda.’ Not how like guys are falling over themselves to be worthy of WW, Mister Miracle is just so fucking content and that Barda chose him, he has nothing to prove. His girl has his back.

They’re perfect.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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spockvarietyhour:

themaskedman:

What!?! They’re making a “Birdman” Movie? This is awesome. 
“[Birdman is] a black comedy that tells the story of an actor (Michael Keaton) – famous for portraying an iconic superhero – as he struggles to mount a Broadway play. In the days leading up to opening night, he battles his ego and attempts to recover his family, his career, and himself.” 
♪HARVEY BIRDMAN! Attorney at Law….♪
comicbookmovie.com/fansites/nailbiter111/news/?a=80618

Sounds perfect

That’s a better costume than two Quicksilvers have got.

spockvarietyhour:

themaskedman:

What!?! They’re making a “Birdman” Movie? This is awesome.

“[Birdman is] a black comedy that tells the story of an actor (Michael Keaton) – famous for portraying an iconic superhero – as he struggles to mount a Broadway play. In the days leading up to opening night, he battles his ego and attempts to recover his family, his career, and himself.”

♪HARVEY BIRDMAN! Attorney at Law….


comicbookmovie.com/fansites/nailbiter111/news/?a=80618

Sounds perfect

That’s a better costume than two Quicksilvers have got.

Mrs. F: Hi, Myka, how are your ovaries?
Myka: That seems like a really personal and unprofessional question to ask.
Mrs. F: Nonsense, I just had a similar conversation with Pete.
***
Mrs. F: Pete, have you considered drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass?
Pete: Sorry, I just don’t think that’s for me.
Mrs. F: Well, often a crisis can change someone’s priorities. You wouldn’t want to be closed to the possibility of drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, would you? I’m just saying, some men may say they don’t like drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, but can a man ever really be fulfilled without drinking orange juice out of an ass?
***
Artie: Claudia, your sister was Dark Phoenix, sorry.
Jinks: Whoa, so Myka’s lover was killed by an Artifact, Pete’s the son of a Regent, and Claudia both had her parents killed by an Artifact AND her brother was imprisoned in an alternate dimension by one. Isn’t this a little suspicious?
Claudia: I have a brother?
***
Pete: Janet Varney, TV’s Korra the Avatar? What are you doing here?
Janet Varney: I heard you had a forced, awkward romance to shoehorn into your show. I came as soon as I heard. Anyway, I had no romantic interest in my partner either, but then I was a lesbian for a little while, the world almost got destroyed, I had a health scare, my sister was Amy Acker—I don’t know, might be some parallel with your life, who knows? The important thing is, me and my new husband argue all the time, especially over him ogling scantily-clad women ten feet away from me. So, if you want your own contemptuous, barely functional relationship, you’d better get on that. Babies.
Myka: So, she and her partner got married, huh?
Pete: I guess good partners are good partners. Murtaugh and Riggs. Rusty and Cohle. Ice-T and Richard Belzer. If you work well together, you should fuck.
***
Pete: Myka, just so you know, if you ever want to settle for a loveless relationship based only on the drive to procreate based on a neurotic awareness of your own dwindling mortality, I’m here for you.
Myka: Stop, my panties are getting wet!
***
Claudia: Claire, I love you and I know you were put into a coma for your own good. But it’s the last season and every single female on this show must be heterosexually paired off, so I’m gonna wake you up to help me find a husband. It’s either that or marry Artie. 

Mrs. F: Hi, Myka, how are your ovaries?

Myka: That seems like a really personal and unprofessional question to ask.

Mrs. F: Nonsense, I just had a similar conversation with Pete.

***

Mrs. F: Pete, have you considered drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass?

Pete: Sorry, I just don’t think that’s for me.

Mrs. F: Well, often a crisis can change someone’s priorities. You wouldn’t want to be closed to the possibility of drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, would you? I’m just saying, some men may say they don’t like drinking orange juice out of someone’s ass, but can a man ever really be fulfilled without drinking orange juice out of an ass?

***

Artie: Claudia, your sister was Dark Phoenix, sorry.

Jinks: Whoa, so Myka’s lover was killed by an Artifact, Pete’s the son of a Regent, and Claudia both had her parents killed by an Artifact AND her brother was imprisoned in an alternate dimension by one. Isn’t this a little suspicious?

Claudia: I have a brother?

***

Pete: Janet Varney, TV’s Korra the Avatar? What are you doing here?

Janet Varney: I heard you had a forced, awkward romance to shoehorn into your show. I came as soon as I heard. Anyway, I had no romantic interest in my partner either, but then I was a lesbian for a little while, the world almost got destroyed, I had a health scare, my sister was Amy Acker—I don’t know, might be some parallel with your life, who knows? The important thing is, me and my new husband argue all the time, especially over him ogling scantily-clad women ten feet away from me. So, if you want your own contemptuous, barely functional relationship, you’d better get on that. Babies.

Myka: So, she and her partner got married, huh?

Pete: I guess good partners are good partners. Murtaugh and Riggs. Rusty and Cohle. Ice-T and Richard Belzer. If you work well together, you should fuck.

***

Pete: Myka, just so you know, if you ever want to settle for a loveless relationship based only on the drive to procreate based on a neurotic awareness of your own dwindling mortality, I’m here for you.

Myka: Stop, my panties are getting wet!

***

Claudia: Claire, I love you and I know you were put into a coma for your own good. But it’s the last season and every single female on this show must be heterosexually paired off, so I’m gonna wake you up to help me find a husband. It’s either that or marry Artie. 

Why do we have the police kidnap people who kidnap people to show that kidnapping is wrong?

“She’s so great, I would love to torture her again any day.”

                                                                   —- Amy Acker