Fuck yeah, melancholy...: Archive

Fuck yeah, melancholy...

December 2011

Merlin fic: Ultima Ratio Regum (5/16)

I was just coming out of an antiques dealer, where I’d gotten a great deal on the sovereigns Arthur had given me (ever hear of worth their weight on gold? Now think ‘worth their age’) when the cop car pulled up in front of me. “You Marten Ambrose?” the driver asked. “Yes.” Long story short, I got to ride in a police car. The backseat. No handcuffs, but still not a fun experience. When we got...

Merlin fic: Ultima Ratio Regum (4/16)

Morgana woke up past seven, an hour shy of her routine, drenched in sweat, her mind buzzing with electric thoughts. She’d dreamt of Gwen. She hadn’t even thought of her old maid… her old queen… for decades. That old ache had become only a twinge, a faded scar. But this dream had been so vivid that if she didn’t know better, she’d think it was a vision. But that was ridiculous, of course. She...

swashbucklery: Every time I see trailers for the new Dark Knight movie, I just get so FURIOUS at how that movie could be SO MUCH BETTER if it had Stephanie Brown and Kate Kane and Renee Montoya and Babs and Dinah and Helena and basically WOMEN. INTERESTING WOMEN WHO DON’T DIE. Selina Kyle, Talia al Ghul, Holly Robinson… (if the rumors are right)

Merlin fic: Ultima Ratio Regum (3/16)

The apartment was tastefully appointed, if spartan as a Kubrick movie, with only one blemish on the wood paneling and soulless white surfaces: A shirtless man sat before the TV, his back to us, motionless except for the arm that transferred food from a plate on his lap to his mouth. “We’re roasting Miss Chicken, today on the French Chef!” A bouffant-accented voice exclaimed from the TV. The...

idratherbeloislane: jacquelineofalltrades: squwape: Please let her be deleted from the DC universe post-flashpoint. There is no valid reason for Power Girl. Her costume is sexist. Her personality is basically “A GIRL WHO HAS A LITTLE ATTITUDE BUT NOT TOO MUCH” She is useless. I hate Power Girl. Ways to combat sexism: delete a female character from existence because she’s “useless.” ...

geekandfreakmind asked: Is there a link to all your fics? :)

Merlin fic: Ultima Ratio Regum (2/16)

“Save the world?” I licked my lips. They’d gone dry. “Like, from climate change? What does that, uh, mean, exactly?” “Pick up your sword, put on your father’s armor, ride with me into battle! You remember.” To demonstrate, he unsheathed his sword, holding it high and slashing the shit out of some ceiling tiles in the process. “For Camelot! For the Round Table!” I covered my head as those...

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Merlin fic: Ultima Ratio Regum (1/16)

Notice: This was written post-season one and is not currently canon-compliant. The Lady In Red stood on the prow of the ship, letting the mist wash over her as they sailed forward. The magic twisted within her, wanting to be let out. She took a deep breath and kept staring in the mist. She knew, intellectually, that the ship was moving at a good pace, but the mists seemed to hold it still...

theswordintheparsnip asked: Creeper question: I discovered among some Merlin fanfics i had printed to read once upon a time, one that was written by you called Ultima Ratio Regum. I couldn't find all of it though so i looked online and it was nowhere to be found... Is it still on your lj? Can i read it anywhere?It was my favorite reincarnation fic...

Anonymous asked: do you have a LJ?

Time to kill my inbox...

New SyFy promo for Lost Girl

“Everyone wants her on their team.” Complete with scenes of girl-on-Bo action for people who don’t get the pun. So tacky it’s almost classy; like Elizabeth Taylor.

So I guess I’ll be seeing The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, both because I’ll always see how David Fincher tries to make up for Alien 3 and because I’m pretty much obligated to have a feminist opinion of it. One thing I find interesting: I’m pretty deep in femslash fandom, which really is one big fandom all traveling under one banner, like survivors in a zombie movie....

““Inferior species are unworthy of Dalek technology!” the Dalek screamed. “You...”

– Doctor Who: Inferiority Complex

Gratuitous Sex Is Getting In The Way Of Our...

There were two likely outcomes to Olivia figuring out that he was in love with her, Lincoln had always thought. One was the always-popular “oh, really, but I’ve been in love with you! We’ve wasted so much time! Sex time!” The other, and more likely, outcome was that she would turn it into a running joke. Charlie had worms, Lincoln was in love with her, and Astrid was...

In place of friends and relationships, you have...

Lincoln doesn’t like paperwork. It’s one of the sucky aspects of being the boss, because when he was a field agent he could just bring donuts and Olivia and Charlie would do that crap for him, but as the boss, he’s kinda obligated to put in his two cents on what was up with that evil seal thing. Like, seal as in a gate, that would be understandable, but seal as in balances a ball on...

Team Worked - Epilogue

“Do you know how sexually transmitted diseases are transmitted, Rocket?” Sweetpea demanded, irritatedly adjusting her panties. They really weren’t meant to hold what she had put in them. “By sex!” “I said I was sorry,” Rocket muttered, keeping her voice down so no one would hear them as they strode quickly through camp. As quickly as they could with...

My cat when I don't pet him:

“That’s a nice pantleg. Be a shame if anything were to… happen to it.”

Team Worked Part 5

Blondie watched next to Sweetpea and Rocket. What else was there to do? There wasn’t much to see, just Amber’s head bopping up and down on Babydoll’s groin, her ass thrust out against her chaps, Babydoll’s breasts jiggling as she tried to shove more of herself down Amber’s receptive throat. But it was impossible to ignore the sounds from Amber’s mouth. She...

Team Worked Part 4

Babydoll’s cock twitched as Blondie got on her knees, facing away from her but looking back over her shoulder with the perfect sultry expression. Babydoll automatically put a hand on it, willing it to stop, but when Blondie drew her belt out of its loops, her hold became something else entirely. Blondie was so willful in her submission, so mockingly, teasingly pliant… it was an...

Team Worked Part 3

Their hips swayed together as Sweetpea guided Babydoll in, showing her the rhythm Rocket liked best. “Gimmegimmegimme,” was Rocket’s mantra as they both fucked her, one hand on Babydoll and the other on Sweetpea, holding them both to her, connecting all three of them. Rocket came, her cunt clamping down on a grunting Babydoll, but the blonde just kept thrusting into Rocket....

The adventures of a neurotic mayor and an...

It might’ve pleased Regina to know that Emma was thinking of her, in a roundabout way. A bottle of beer in hand to counter Mary Margaret’s orange juice, Emma was just relating her tale of woe: how Graham had caught cute-crazy-person from Henry, how she’d gotten in the middle of a break-up, then punched the mayor, then had a Moment with Graham, then he’d run off because...

The queen's spell on Once Upon A Time

David: I was put into a coma! Ashley: I was forced to sell my baby! Sheriff Graham: I became Regina Mills’ fuckbudy. Mary Margaret: I was separated from my husband and newborn—wait, what was that last one?

Team Worked Part 2

Babydoll paused with her glans just touching the lips of Rocket’s pussy. “Have you ever done this before?” “Sure I have.” Rocket smiled. “You were there, remember?” Sweetpea looked over at them, but was too far gone to do more than roll her eyes. “I mean, with one of these.” Babydoll rubbed her cockhead against Rocket, making the younger woman...